Competing against a lifetime of shame.. oh my

What's going on with this Claw of Shame?
It appears someone is competing to not be lewd in front of minors, in front of a police officer. Yikes!

What's the actual reward when children are exposed to such blatant skullduggery?
Those poor kids have probably seen a lot more than they should and that automated arm is clearly a Skynet prototype; the ai was far too advanced..